lebritanyarmor:

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gentleantics:

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

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soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”

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gayvampiredad:

Listen I know this was probably made by some gross straight guy to make fun of twilight but…as a gay twilight fan…I stan and want to reclaim this

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voredaddy420:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1880s, many farmers communicated by connecting their phones to barbed wire fences. This process often allowed for up to 20 people to be connected at once, everyone’s phone would ring regardless of who called, and the invention helped many farmers overcome depression and loneliness.

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In the groupchat with the lads talking bout the harvest

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meatswitch:

meatswitch:

Permission to get deep for a second?

The reason lifting weights helps treat depression is because you don’t just work out your muscles. You also exercise the ability to dispense motivation. Build up your power to motivate yourself, you’ll find yourself doing little things that need to be done. It’s not perfect, and it can be a really slow start, but it really does help.

It’s a lot easier to lift a dumbbell a few times than it is to clean your room, but if you push yourself to lift it you will find it easier to push yourself to organize your stuff or do the dishes.

Also you can punch harder.

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aidashakur:

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

(via breakawayfromeveryday)

gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

(Source: cybercandle, via eatingisfab)